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Straight White Boy Problem #205

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i hate it when i fall asleep in class and the teacher calls on me like im trying to sleep

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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during sex

bae:talk dirty to me baby
me:I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

(via hekissesscarsonherskin)

northernprepitude:

Wish I was kissing you instead of thinking about you

(via nippiest)

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